“OBBA MLS Season 21 Game 5 (we forfeited Game 3)

The Galaxy gladly told their king that Orc suckitude was rife! Their were three heroic blitzes this game, 2 by the Galaxy that denied the WAAAGH! their rightful score and 1 by Morg that knocked the ball loose but did not prevent the elves from scoring. However, after the Galaxy's completely feeble offensive effort, their was great concern amongst the High Elves that the game was going to end in a draw. Josh Saunders spent many turns absorbing boots, but the orcs couldn't manage more than a stun and to lose their bribe. However, without Mr. Saunders Sure Hands, the Galaxy burned all 3 rerolls trying to pickup the ball after a failed pass, followed by a failed handoff. Landon Donovan felt the need to redeem himself by single-handedly blitzing Blarg Carrblorg II, relieving him of the ball and making both the pickup and the gfi to score a 2nd TD. \o/ Elfy nonsense!

Thanks to Village_Idiot for convincing me to try it, as I was hesitant to do it with the apo gone and no rerolls. Last time Landon was in a similar situation he was killed on a failed dodge.

David Blueeagle earned the MVP by wisely vacating the pitch (BH) along with Todd Dunivant and Juninho (KO's) on T16 to avoid the retaliation foul that everyone knew was coming. With brains like that, we might have to hire him.

Medical report: The apothecary saved Robbie Keane from a deadly assault from Khan'Ur Crasher early in the game. Crazy Graddis and Morg contributed a pair of Badly Hurts to Marcelo Sarvas and David Blueeagle respectively.”