“BAD night to you all, nightly viewers, this is your favorite sportcaster, Miss Bathory and yes, this is about your favorite FANGERS!
Tonights match was lobsided, as the punching bags did not stay down, no matter how much you beated them. Vampires were smaching left and right for those zombies and werewolves, but they kept coming back. Again and again..
Still, opponent tried to hire some toiletpaper mummy from who knows where, but it never showed. Thats what you get from foreign exported mummies.. they get poched by the customs officers..
Game was as always, bloody and filled with gore, as we know you all like it!
Till next night..”
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Tonights match was lobsided, as the punching bags did not stay down, no matter how much you beated them. Vampires were smaching left and right for those zombies and werewolves, but they kept coming back. Again and again..
Still, opponent tried to hire some toiletpaper mummy from who knows where, but it never showed. Thats what you get from foreign exported mummies.. they get poched by the customs officers..
Game was as always, bloody and filled with gore, as we know you all like it!
Till next night..”