“In our First match The game looked horible as we gave the ball to Snowflake to run it for a TD but on his first move he throws a blitz and Knocked his own ass out. While fighting to recover the ball our Dauntless Runner 'N throws a block on a walk on scab Try Goldbone and whines up with double skulls with the obvious result of killing him self, the fans liked this move so much they gave him the MVP to insure that there will be even more dirty tricks in the next game of unskilled flunkies.”