“FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLXXXIII Round 1

The Tools got taken out and worked hard by the Ex-Agility Monsters. But a lucky break early in the 1st half allowed us to steal the ball and hold onto it for a T8 score. Just barely. Adams squeaked it in with 3 gfis over the last 2 turns. 2nd half the Monsters brought pressure up the middle and had the Tools outnumbered 11-9 with an early removal (forget if it was KO or another BH). So Madison did the only thing he could do; ran around the outside and threw a quick pass to Franklin (who bobbled it a bit before securing it). Franklin took off with a Tool escort and was able to hold off the monsters for a few turns before finally scoring. Then the Monsters really got mad and their fans went after the refs. Sure, the Tools got a bribe too, but they forgot how to block the last 2 turns. Some of them started leaving early for the showers, lazy bums. At least they managed not to get crippled. Morris takes the MVP for bravely waving off the apothecary in T6. A true teammate to the end.

Thanks for the game, Dalfort. GL with your Lizards in the TT tournament, and also gl in the Road to the NAFC.

Note: my 160th game with Dwarves in R/B.”