“Armor 7 is hard to break!

Nuffle was not in the mood for rodents today.

Touchback on kickoff gives the ball to my rat ogre for shits and giggles results in a doubleskull on his blitz, then a 1 -> Beat Loner -> 1 when he tries to blitz a second time and wilds out. It... went downhill from there after they scored on my drive. I gave up around turn 2 of the second half after my rat ogre rolled 1 on a go for it, then rolled another 1 on the loner roll, and the 1s just kept on coming.

I broke into little pieces on every amazon hit (took 3 cas but only one MNG for once), where I could't manage to build up an aggressive head of steam to take out the Guard blitzers. Who makes the armor for that team? I wanna hire them for my rats.

Getting tired of giving up 35 SPP a match as opposed to me gaining nothing but an MVP. You would think that after 3 years of playing Bloodbowl the dice would FINALLY behave. Just once. Nope.

That said, good match Mongo. Enjoy the 13 SPP. Someday I'll grow fat enough on MVPs to be a threat, because that's the only way I'm being any good.”