#5 Mr. Silver – Smashed Hip (-MA) #11 Thag – Fractured Skull (-AV)
“PUT ON YOUR ARMOR YOU GODDAMN DWARVES!
What should have been an easy armor breaking mess turns into a bigger mess when the dwarves charge naked onto the field and get fed multiple stuns in one turn for their efforts. One dwarf ends his career with -1 MA and presumably is fed to one of the bull centaurs, hat and all. My +AV hobgob I was building to be an eventual extra hitter took a -AV, so he's done.
Second half, a perfect defense on kickoff and I put everyone on the line in such a way that it forces one die blocks... until their lone guard 'zon dodges out and moves into position and they go down the line blasting a hole in my defense. A crowd throw in makes things rough for my opponent, but a failed go for it leaves them an opening to feed my ball carrier to the crowd.
A dodge by a bull centaur dashes their plans towards the end of the match, but they manage to squeak it out for a 1-1 tie when the bull fails to pick up the ball and instead picks his own nose instead.
“yes dwarfs charge on to the field naked hoping for some action from these "girls'' only to notice that most of them still have an adams apple! big mistake dwarfs.
gg it was a fun one I was sure I'd get slaughtered.”
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What should have been an easy armor breaking mess turns into a bigger mess when the dwarves charge naked onto the field and get fed multiple stuns in one turn for their efforts. One dwarf ends his career with -1 MA and presumably is fed to one of the bull centaurs, hat and all. My +AV hobgob I was building to be an eventual extra hitter took a -AV, so he's done.
Second half, a perfect defense on kickoff and I put everyone on the line in such a way that it forces one die blocks... until their lone guard 'zon dodges out and moves into position and they go down the line blasting a hole in my defense. A crowd throw in makes things rough for my opponent, but a failed go for it leaves them an opening to feed my ball carrier to the crowd.
A dodge by a bull centaur dashes their plans towards the end of the match, but they manage to squeak it out for a 1-1 tie when the bull fails to pick up the ball and instead picks his own nose instead.
Armor 7 is hard to break! GG Jorj :)”