“Diane, it's 2:45 AM on Sunday, Feb 8, and I've just returned from a walk in the woods. Specifically, we were exploring Owl Cave when some denizens from the Black Lodge broke through and attacked us. They looked pretty fearsome, but it turns out they didn't hit all that hard after all. Sheriff Truman and I were able to frustrate them the first half and prevent a score with a bit of daring and luck. Second half we teamed up again and he was able to get into the endzone when I dumped the ball at his feet. The final drive was a very hairy affair with the ball changing hands a few times. One of the big four-legged beasts had a chance at the ball but my boss, Chief Gordon Cole, tripped it up and it fell on the ball. This was a very close and hard fought game and I'm very pleased to come away with the win. I couldn't be more proud of the Twin Peaks Sheriff's Dept for their performance tonight. Now we've completed a circuit of the town for E.L.F., though I might try to improve in a few areas (C. Bones & Moans {anything but Khemri} and E. {anything but stunty}). After a nice cup of coffee and a slice of cherry pie that is.

This is Dale in room 316, Great Northern Hotel, signing off.

Medical Report: There were only two instances where Albert and his team could have been of assistance, but both times I opted to wait and see. There were plenty of instances where some Babes from the Roadhouse would have been useful.

Financial Report: We were a bit short of being able to hire a Babe, and we could have used one. But that reroll we bought after last game came in very handy and the winnings were great. No permanent damage to recover from either, that's always a plus.

Addendum: Diane, it came to my attention after I filed my report that this win tonight pushes me to a 63% winning percentage as a coach. This is a milestone I often doubted I would reach. I'm glad to see perseverance get rewarded. Nuffle is rarely kind. ”