“Bringing the true path of undead socialism to the White Isle The Commissar began his campaign to glory against the bourgeois cadre of Slann Time 2. A difficult match against a much stronger team but Communist Will was strong. Remembering the dedication of the True Soviets in the Great Patriotic War the team dug deep and held on. A fumble on the line gave the Sons of the Revolution a chance and the ball was picked up. Sadly Zu Enlai fumbled the pass (showing the doubtful loyalty and lack of Undead Soviet Will of the Ghoul Cadre). This enabled the only score of the game.

Prior to the match the Slann Apothecary had been befriended in a honey trap sting operation by Svetlana Pnumatica-hipski and converted to the true path of Proletarian solidarity. He took the opportunity to recruit Grond to the team. The Commissar was pleased at the display of true Proletarian Will by Engels and Andropov both of whom were temporarily injured in this match. The Commissar's scowl was seen to lift slightly and the team were excused the usual encouragement beating that follows a defeat. The NKVD Goon Squad were seen to be unhappy. ”