“CRIMINAL RECORD

The Halfling Jailbreak was unable to cause any significant mayhem during this match. It might take a bit more time for them to get used to playing Blood Bowl and not just run from the local authorities before they get back to their normal criminal ways.

JUSTICE IS SERVED

Sam "Stalker" Weatherbee was killed in his first match out of jail when he was pushed into the crowd by the Marauder named Lisa. While not normally a lethal result, he had the misfortune of being thrown into a section of off-duty prison guards, who recognized him from his Wanted posters and proceeded to bludgeon him to death with their ale mugs.

Ruby "The Black Widow" Cotton also met her end, although she at least stayed on the pitch to do it. During an attempt to chop block the Marauder named Bart, she succeeded in bringing him down by taking him out at the knees. Unfortunately for her, he fell directly on top of her, crushing the felon beneath his weight.

"Easy" Myrtle Millbridge was nearly killed as well when she, too, was thrown into the crowd by the Marauder named Sean, but the team's apothecary was able to drag her near-lifeless body out of the chaos and revive her. She'll be taking some time off with a broken hip, but hopes to continue her antics on the pitch in the very near future.

Odo "Horsepuncher" Dale also ended up in the crowd (seemingly a recurring theme today), and will be taking a bit of time off to recover from being repeatedly kicked in the nards by a group of angry (and very inebriated) dwarven spectators.

WANTED

Two more crimials joined the ranks of the Jailbreak after the game, taking the spots unwillingly vacated by The Black Widow and Sam Weatherbee. Genrill "The Drunkard" Shortwick will see if his life of public inebriation will somehow translate to a Blood Bowl career, and is accompanied by Primula "Hamfist" Jallisall, known for her merciless muggings of other halflings.”