“First half, received. Failed GFI on the goal line with a reroll available towards the end of the half didn't work out for me. Nope, just HAD to 1-1. Just HAD to 1-1. Then a bad one die play equals skull equals hobbo score, so color me pleasantly surprised. Not with the hob I wanted, but SPP is SPP.

Second half: Coach Noxifier tries a stalling tactic but as I have learned, even the slowest dwarf, if allowed to get close, WILL eat you alive. Cornered, knocked him down on a horns blitz, the ball bounces to a hobgoblin of all places, and he takes off running like the Horned Rat himself was on his tail! Endzone to endzone, and the frogs get made into froglegs as I cruise to a 2-0 win.

You got denied HARD, Coach Noxifier. But not for lack of trying. Great match.”