“Diane, it's 12:48 AM on Thursday, March 5th, and I've had a long day. We got called out to the Road House to break up a bar brawl that was started by a biker gang passing through. They put a lickin' on Dr. Jacoby and a brave local named Edward. That boy had talent, popping the ball free to allow us to score our first TD. Sadly, he met an unfortunately quick end in the 2nd half. 1 Block in his short career, but it was a doozy. After the game, Hank Jennings walked up to me smiling, snapped his fingers then pointed at me and said, 'Hank Jennings, witness for the prosecution!' I have no idea what the hell he was talking about. But the locals really liked it and gave him the MVP.

This is Agent Desmond, room 316 at the Great Northern Hotel, getting some shut eye.

Medical Report: I never did let Sam see to any of the injuries. Probably for the best, you never know when something really bad can happen in these games.

Financial Report: What is it with these locals? Another proprietor helped, and he tries to stiff us on the winnings. I remember Agent Cooper writing about this in his reports, so I used the Bureau's reputation to negotiate a better deal. And what a deal it was. I can afford to bring in another Catcher now.

Epilogue: Turns out one of the locals that pitched in to help was actually Norma Jennings. She runs the Double RR diner here in Twin Peaks. Cooper told me they have the best pie and coffee in the tri-counties, so I'm glad to have her on our team.”