“First thing - Big apologies to my opponent for the fact that I wasn't able to use the IG chat thanks to the Java8u40 update not letting me access the chat window. I would have loved to chat as the game was nothing if not eventful and I promise I wasn't being rude and antisocial.

Second - I have never seen anyone roll so many 1s as Rikdon did in this game - it was pathetic. He couldn't pass, he couldn't dodge, he couldn't reroll... nothing. Even is apo killed his player! And at the same time, I failed nothing. NOTHING. I long bombed, caught an interception, dodged all match. I was having a great time - I've never had a match like this with orcs - but I can see the fun was very much all one-sided.

I promise a rematch any time, and with any teams... but only once I've sorted out Java so we can at least chat like civilised opponents.”