“Very scary team, even if there aren't any positionals but the mummies. Those mummies are scary-tough (one +ST, the other highly skilled) and Coach JohnDaker's got a couple of ST 4 superstar skeletons that will put down entire teams on their own. I scored early, put only a few sauri on the line (after he KOed two of mine early on) to try to minimize injury.

Yeah, no. That... didn't work. Too much Mighty Blow (although he didn't need it, armor rolls were 9+ throughout the game). Long story short, 1-1 at halftime, they're stalling on the goal line by turn 3 because all my skinks are out and lizards don't dodge.

My lizards were beaten up by a bunch of skeletons. If skeletons could sweat, they wouldn't have broken it.

Oh, and I need to buy a West Wind IV. That's a cursed position.”