“USL/MLS offseason combine

game #4 (sorta... tournament got cancelled right as we were starting)

Oh, what to say about the Red Wolves. They won, but they made it look hard. So much fail in the 1st half, then a very lucky pick up and pass with no rerolls on T8. 2nd half the monkeys were muscling the lineman around, when we got a lucky 2 die blitz on the ball carrier and surfed him. The throw in favored the Black Apes, but they botched the pickup and it landed in Armando's waiting hands. Once he got away, it was just a matter of fending off the monkeys for a few turns. Msr Jean-Baptiste couldn't hurt a fly and got KO'd for his feeble efforts. Thierry Henry nearly got decapitated by the Silverback Moutang but the apothecary patched him up. He's gonna miss a game though. Luis Robles got surfed but is ok. He was pretty worthless for most of the game until the middle of the 2nd half when he moved a few times to put some good assists in place. He also managed a KO and a Stun or two on some both downs, but he wasn't finding many POWs. Hopefully we can get another friendly in before the season starts.

Thanks for the game, poundfist. Coulda, woulda, shoulda been 1-1 tie but for the failed pickup and the crazy bounce catch.”