“Royal Rookie Rumble CCCXIII round 1

My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest rat alive. At least I thought I was. Until I met the Black Guard of Morr. Actually, it's not that they were faster, it's that the killed the ref before the game started. Then they killed my step dad and best friend, Joe. Then my mentor Dr. Wells was crippled trying to avenge Joe's death. And my boss Cpt. Singh was laid out with a Broken Jaw, though I don't feel to badly for him since he's a jerk most of the time. So yeah, being faster than my opponent doesn't always win games. Staying on your feet also helps, Dr. Snow >:( And throwing accurate passes to team mates in easy scoring range, Dr. Wells >:(

The bad guys got away, my friends were mauled, and we got trounced on the pitch. A great start to our crime-fighting career. It's like when Dr. Wells' particle accelerator blew up. We'll just have to salvage what we can from the wreckage and rebuild. Warpstone City needs us, and there's no one else who can do it.

(Good game, PacoSillas, and grats on the win. GL in the Rumble)”