“That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
- Alhazred the Mad Arab, "Necronomicon"

Just when it looked like mankind was going to escape the terrible clutches of the R'lyeh, their hopes were crushed by a black dread from the sunless abyss. Azathoth stole the ball, handed it to Tsathoggua, who ran downfield and threw an accurate pass to Nyogtha. But Peter Müller still had a chance to preserve the victory for Siestas Folloneros and stave off destruction for humanity. Alas, Tsathoggua used superhuman agility and quickness to evade Siestas the gimpy blitzer and halt R'lyeh from sinking beneath the waves. There are quite a few who will have troubled dreams tonight, and Ghatanothoa increased in power.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
"In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." - Cultist

(Thanks for the game, xgrino. Apologies for the 'BOOYAH' at the end. I was a tad excited about the unexpected finish.)”