“My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest rat alive. I'm also the biggest target for bad guys in Warpstone City. This time it was a hapless group of bank robbers, aptly named the Rotten Luck Rotters. Me and my friends ran circles around them til they got dizzy. Then they got mad, and hurt Gideon and one of the officers that Eddie called in from his task force. Dr. Wells withheld medical assistance because he wanted to protect me, Caitlin, Cisco and Ronnie. I was hesitant, but trusted his judgement. Anyway, we stopped the bad guys, recovered the money, and increased our rep in the city.

Tonight marks the first time we've managed to stop some criminals as a team. It's also the first time no one died. Both good things, though Gideon is going to be in pain for a while. I could get used to this 'winning' thing. Which is good, because Warpstone City needs us and there's no one else who can do it.

(thanks for the fun game, Rbthma. We'll have to make the next one an E.L.F. matchup)”