“When I saw we were kicking off to the goatmen I knew we were in for trouble. I played to try to minimize injury. Hahahahahaha no. Rat ogre BH'd turn 3 (no apoth) means I'm in lots of trouble for the majority of the game. Forced him to score on a push after a misclick, then after a turn 8 Blitz for the Chaos (because of course Blitz), my guys manage to make the KO rolls and it's 10 vs 11 for the second half.

Easy, right? Not where Nuffle was concerned. NEITHER of us could get a handle on the ball. I rolled five failed easy pickups in a row, he rolled five doubleskulls in a row. His first half touchdown means he won.

For all intents and purposes it should have been at least a 1-1 tie. But Nuffle didn't see it that way. Holy hell, those dice.”