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I knew I was in trouble when I lost the coin toss, and the magic items weren't terribly good (no MB on the apes to make an invul belt useful and the bracers weren't effective). The apes simply overpowered me in the first half and by the end of the half I was just shaking my head sadly. The Rat Ogre misbehaved except for one blitz, the gutter runner couldn't catch a cold let alone the ball... *rolls eyes*

By turn 2 second half, out of rerolls because I was rolling trash.

I had absolutely NO chance, from the opening kickoff to the final whistle. Just look at the replay. Even the Apo had one job, and that turned into -AV -> Apo -> Kill, so... yeah. -AV sucks but won't retire that rat yet.

Nuffle, go to hell. Go to ALL of the hell. Give me a chance, at least! Failure due to a dicing I can understand, but THAT much of a dicing?”