“MLS Season 22 Game #2

Ook ook! Banana Peel in T16 saved the draw. The Greased Shoes worked like a charm, the Blatant Foul was a Blatant Flop. Double one stun and done for Nick DeLiontamarin. This game turned into a turtling foul-fest on offense for both teams. The Dynamo Rats were more dominant when they had the ball, but neither team could really threaten the ballcarrier. Will Bruin was our MVP. I don't think he broke armor once, and if he did it was only a stun. However, the rest of the team was wracking up KOs like they hit the jackpot. KO recovery rolls were pretty lopsided but having a bench of 13 meant we could usually field 10 for most kick offs. Need to work on our one turn TD defense. They easily got it down to 1 gfi instead of 2.

Thanks for the game. Your next opponent can thank me for the missings. And to whomever that is, a word of advice: forget Will Bruin, Simon Green and Alex Morgan are the real threats on this team!

Update: The apothecary saved Sultan Hamid from certain Death (a la Simon Green's boot). Better than last game when he let one of the gorillas die on the pitch.”