“Outmatched and outmuscled. Higher TV, better skills, overall better development and they won the toss first half to allow for first blood. It looked to be going for a 1-1 at half time until the turn 7 throw in after a failed dodge. That... that throw in. What do you have AGAINST me, Nuffle? A full 10-11 squares right to a linemonkey on the LOS, and in a TZ?! What must I do to win your favor?!

Second half I had to aim to turn it into a 2-1 grind and that meant stalling. Not gonna happen when you're outskilled like this. We traded punches back and forth for a while until a holy-bananas-he-caught-that-how-did-he-catch-that-he-had-no-right-to-catch-that pass on turn 7 means I tie the match. Not enough bodies to compete though, but a failed pass means it's a 1-1 game.

An enjoyable game, even though these stand in rats are going to have only nothing but problems if they keep rolling the way they do.”