“Despite my opponent missing his killer for the match, I myself was missing my rat ogre (-av) and a thrower with Strong Arm (-st, getting fired when I can afford to replace him). I didn't try hard. This was meant to be a recovery game to get my rogre back.

It was ugly. Well, as ugly as rats fighting amongst themselves can get. With neither of us packing a heavy hitter, the best option was to go aggressive and hope we injured them more than they injured us, and in a battle of the dice, I always lose.

First half was completely crazy. He received, but had some real trouble picking up the ball, and on the first drive in which a Perfect D wrecked his plans, I manage to score. He answers with a score of his own, then on his kickoff, a pitch invasion levels about 2/3 of the playing field. He has more gutters available to steal the ball, and when GFIs fail on every single attempt (my own fault for trying something stupid when I should have just crowded the ball!) we're 2-1 at half time in his favor and I'm left scrambling to equalize.

Equalize. Hah. That's a funny one. Tell me another.

Second half... let's pretend it never happened (they had three unanswered-for TDs). The Thirteen Bells of the RNG had more cracks in them than my rat ogre's skull.

Long story short, they have multiple gutters. I have... one gutter on a team meant to be a gimmick joke. Who do YOU think wins? :P I did say this was just supposed to be a recovery game.”