“FUMBBL SMACK Sched ROO XLIX round 3 Final

My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest rat alive. Today, I was not the luckiest rat alive. That would be Ronnie Raymond. I am lucky that the apothecary saved me, but Ronnie and Cisco were the real stars here. Sadly, their heroics were not enough. Once again, Dr. Wells' game plan had a flaw and that flaw was exposed by our opponent. Some animated skeletons from the local school of anatomy were running around Warpstone City to prove that you don't need flesh to be agile. Seriously, they never failed a single Agility roll. Even we didn't manage that, though we didn't fail any important ones. Still, our goal line defense needs some work and coach Jeguan played a very solid gameplan by keeping the ball safe and exploiting our weakness on T8 and T16 respectively. I can't say much negative about our 1 turn TD attempt; I asked Girder for 2 pushes, he gave us two POWs on the opening blitz.

But it's been a good run for the Metas, and we managed to survive a game without permanent damage. That's cause for celebration. And we'll regroup and get ready to save the day tomorrow, because Warpstone City needs us and there's no one else who can do it.

(thanks for the game, Jeguan, and grats on another SMACK victory for you. I didn't realize that naming a team actually caused nuffle to grant that ability to them. My next team is going to be called the 'Never ever fail a die roll no matter the odds champions'. Hmmm, that may be too long for FUMBBL to accept.)”