“Dwarves with enough inducements to pick up a Wizard. Yeah, this wasn't going to be an easy game unless I started using my wolf (because one wolf died and I don't have enough money to invest in another of the Bloodsnarl family yet) to wear the dwarves down via hit and run tactics. Yeah, right. Wearing down dwarves is like trying to give intelligence to a Beast of Nurgle.

First half the dwarves slowly march up the field, but it all turns around when a bad bounce allows Vladimir Bloodsnarl to pull off a hail mary play, stop licking his own balls for a minute and remember that there's actually a more important ball out there to scoop up and run off with. 1-0 at half time with me receiving and Vladimir actually remembers to hold onto the ball for once while my zombies slow them down. 2-0 at the midpoint of the second half and the dwarves just couldn't answer.

My opponent's dice were pretty bad, but not as bad as I've seen in some of my matches. I think that one should have been 1-1 instead of 2-0.”