“Expecting a wizard, I instead gave away enough for Roxanna Darknail. Without Tackle though, I had little chance to do any real damage, because Armor 7 Is Hard To Break. We won the toss and decided the best defense would be a good slow crawl and let the gorillas mash down anyone who got in the way. I managed to set up a gorilla cage to start things off and fail to score early when the zons surf me, steal the ball, and run off because I failed to assess threats properly (Roxanna has Jump Up. That was my mistake).

Of course, first turn of the game, I also had to use my Apo to save He Who Invented Fire from a NI.

We recovered the ball, I set up for a pass in between constant fifteen second internet failures, and it reads the attempted pass as a move on turn 8! It was a PASS you stupid application, a PASS! (granted it was to a gorilla, but that was who was open)

Fortunately, while I was yelling at my internet to stop taking a dump on itself, they failed the last ditch pass and we're 0-0 at the half. Second half, it was all amazons all the time despite putting up a wall of monkeyflesh in a Perfect D; we snag the ball but without cover because of nothing but pushbacks (because no tackle). The ball gets knocked loose and recovered by the girls, and they run off leaving the monkeys in the dust for the rest of the match. No tackle, no block, can't hit what I can't catch because they can dodge and I can't...

... ... ... and then they fumble late game for a 0-0 tie.

I could have that one. I could have HAD it if it didn't read the pass as a move!”