“This was going to be a battle of who injured who more first. We received first half and slowly made our way up the pitch but once again my opponent was both a fouler and a superior positioner, so I was on the receiving end of a world of hurt. They dodged like they were elves and hit like they were orcs.

I on the other hand could only watch as they ran off with the ball on my drive, ran end zone to end zone for a TD, watch as my orcs hit like toddlers, get KOed as if they were wearing no armor, and dodged like inanimate dead corpses. Good intentions, somewhat of a dicing, especially early in the second half where a three die block by the troll was skull skull bothdown (eating my last reroll) and then a doubleskull on the first action of a mid-half turn that might have turned things around.

Meh, maybe next league.”