“FUMBBL Minors 1600TW III-1 round 2 (we both had a round 1 BYE)

My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest rat alive. Today, we were the toughest rats alive. A new gang orcs blew into town, calling themselves Der Dark Green Tide. We're pretty sure they were planning to start hitting armored cars. So Dr. Wells came up with a brilliant plan to swap armor with the orcs before the game started and it worked like a charm! I mean, just look at the turns played, blocks thrown, and CAS count. What the stat line doesn't show is the KO count which I'm pretty sure favored us. The wizard was called in at a crucial point in the first half when the orcs were threatening to score. I made the call to go with the Fireball even though Dr. Wells recommended the Lightning Bolt. In the end, we got the best result possible by KOing their freakish St4 Blodge Bliter. Getting the ball away from the lineorc was a piece of cake after that. I was able to stall out until T8 and our babes came through for us. Getting that second score in the 2nd half was a bit tricky, but Ronnie Raymond came through like he always does. Then the Green Tide starting playing like Orcs, and got a good score with enough time to pressure us. Eddie and Tony got hung up on the sidelines when they failed to move a Black Orc out of the way and I decided to stall out. I told Ronnie to get the ball and Dr. Wells and Dr. Frost covered him. There was a scary moment when that freakish orc blitzer started barreling down on Ronnie but he tripped over a nice snare that Cisco had set up. At least that is what Cisco claimed, and I didn't argue with him. After that, we were able to cage up and wait out the clock.

Jason took a beating but he'll live. No one else took any permanent damage, which is nice for a change. We'll need everyone we can get healthy for next game and so does Warpstone City. Because we're going to save this city, and there's no one else who can do it.

(thanks for a fun and close game, Harad, and well played. Sorry about switching armor with your boyz like that, I didn't think it would actually work. Good luck with the team and I hope to play you again)”