“Attend

Over the Whales Road
The Homies of Beowulf
To The children of Bifrost
The riders of the longship of Heaven
With the Band of the Geats came Wulf
Bringing with him his Saw of Woe.

The crowd were with Carls
As were the Gods of chance
Loki the Trickster
loki the fickle
Determined that victory was to the Slann

Beowulf receives but the ball is fumbled,
twice the men of the North fail the pickup
Carl is upon them
at clash of arms.
Majewski rages through the scrum of the Geats
Up steps Grendel
The monsters face off
And hateful to each
is the breath of the other
Grendel strikes first a
and Majewski is carried from the field.
The Geats dig deep but it is not to be
Loki smiles upon Carls
And the touchdown is scored

Then Wulf steps up
Twice his saw decends
twice amphibians are mauled
Until the ref ejects the hero.

But death and pain count for naught
If touchdowns are not in the offing
And Beowulf's hearthmen were unable to build
On the work of crafty Wulf
Carls score again
And the game is over”