#5 Norris The Meat Eater – Serious Concussion (-AV)
“The apes get poached in a dicing that should count as first degree arson, I got burned so hard.
Our mission here, was to take out those wolves; the wights were a lesser threat to us mostly because we have no dodge (or any other useful skills for that matter). We received first half, fat lot of good it did when it came up a Perfect D. They have block (and an agi 4 wolf), we do not. They kept constantly pow-ing on one die and -2d blocks. They stole the ball on our drive and never gave it up to make it 0-1 at the half.
Second half we manage to slip and put the pressure on but the ball goes into the stands when we fail to pick it up (extra arm must have been doing something... else...) and back into the claws of the werewolves. Open with no oppsition with the linechimps in the necro endzone and the gorillas tied up, 0-2. Couldn't foul the agi 4 wolf to save our life (just a KO which he got up from). A blitz followed that but a wolf tripped and I squeaked in a score. Necromantics win, 1-2.
Apoth STILL couldn't do his job... (Kill -> -AV on my chimp from a failed dodge). Getting tired of that. 0/3 on the apoth roll. Let's see how high this streak gets.
Armor 7 is hard to break! Going to stop taking MB soon if this keeps up, it doesn't help my armor rolls.”
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Our mission here, was to take out those wolves; the wights were a lesser threat to us mostly because we have no dodge (or any other useful skills for that matter). We received first half, fat lot of good it did when it came up a Perfect D. They have block (and an agi 4 wolf), we do not. They kept constantly pow-ing on one die and -2d blocks. They stole the ball on our drive and never gave it up to make it 0-1 at the half.
Second half we manage to slip and put the pressure on but the ball goes into the stands when we fail to pick it up (extra arm must have been doing something... else...) and back into the claws of the werewolves. Open with no oppsition with the linechimps in the necro endzone and the gorillas tied up, 0-2. Couldn't foul the agi 4 wolf to save our life (just a KO which he got up from). A blitz followed that but a wolf tripped and I squeaked in a score. Necromantics win, 1-2.
Apoth STILL couldn't do his job... (Kill -> -AV on my chimp from a failed dodge). Getting tired of that. 0/3 on the apoth roll. Let's see how high this streak gets.
Armor 7 is hard to break! Going to stop taking MB soon if this keeps up, it doesn't help my armor rolls.”