Th' Shipwrecks be back on th' Grind Ball field against some fresh faced, pox marked, lice infested rats.
Th' first half be seein' Constante 'n Pipes runnin' in a touchdown a piece, with that thar' touchdown fer Pipes be seein' him t' Legend status. But Constante be havin' a right bad time of it on th' defence, lettin' them thar' rats past him twice.
Half time th' score be two each 'n I not be best pleased with th' lads. I be givin' them a right hard talkin' t', 'n they soon be gettin' thar' act together.
Th' second half be seein' Pipes take on th' defensive duties 'n he be showin' Constante how it be done. He be easily knockin' th' ball free 'n catchin' it in one smooth motion, 'before runnin' th' ball in.
'n then Pipes be doin' it again. But this time th' ball be gettin' loose 'n after a little scramble Pipes be gettin' th' ball t' be runnin' in his third.
At th' end o' th' game th' misbegotten rats be mishandlin' th' ball givin' Constante a chance t' redeem himself with a second touchdown.
A five two victory be a right fine start t' th' campaign. 'n them thar' Elves out o' Veruso best keep thar' eyes t' th' horizon as we be headin' thar' way next.
Aharr!!!”
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Th' Shipwrecks be back on th' Grind Ball field against some fresh faced, pox marked, lice infested rats.
Th' first half be seein' Constante 'n Pipes runnin' in a touchdown a piece, with that thar' touchdown fer Pipes be seein' him t' Legend status. But Constante be havin' a right bad time of it on th' defence, lettin' them thar' rats past him twice.
Half time th' score be two each 'n I not be best pleased with th' lads. I be givin' them a right hard talkin' t', 'n they soon be gettin' thar' act together.
Th' second half be seein' Pipes take on th' defensive duties 'n he be showin' Constante how it be done. He be easily knockin' th' ball free 'n catchin' it in one smooth motion, 'before runnin' th' ball in.
'n then Pipes be doin' it again. But this time th' ball be gettin' loose 'n after a little scramble Pipes be gettin' th' ball t' be runnin' in his third.
At th' end o' th' game th' misbegotten rats be mishandlin' th' ball givin' Constante a chance t' redeem himself with a second touchdown.
A five two victory be a right fine start t' th' campaign. 'n them thar' Elves out o' Veruso best keep thar' eyes t' th' horizon as we be headin' thar' way next.
Aharr!!!”