“FUMBBL B Minor MW IX-2 round 1

That is not derp which can eternal die,
And with strange pile-ons even derp may dice.

Clawpomb derp at it's finest. Combined with ridiculous CAS rolls, abysmal regneration from R'lyeh, and all our fouls being tossed vs. none of theirs this game was over on T8 of the 1st half. Still, the Rotters gave it the old college try. Unfortunately college these days comes with massive debt and no guarantee of gainful employment at the end. Life imitates art here - 180k TV of lost players, 30k in winnings and 50k in the bank means R'lyeh will be inhabited by Loners for the forseeable future. And considering the population of the derp-box, that's a pretty bleak future.

Derp + Dice = Hour of my life I'll never get back

Epilogue - This is my 50th game with Nurgle (all in the Derpbox). No wonder it was such a 'special' game; hello, nuffle <waves>”