“Dear Don.

I'm really proud of my men. They won their third game without suffering any real damage. Those humans may be trained professional, but they can't fight our adress to anything we really try. The beginings were a little shaky. Paoleï tried the speed he worked so hard in training but couldn't help and fell, exposing the ball carier. We suspect some human fans to have thrown something under his foot. Our men are... "dealing" with such a bad beahviour. We had to fight to recover the ball and couldnt score a second touchdown before the end of the first half.
So during half time I had to spend some money of the black box to ... "inspire" some bad play to those oh so corruptibles human. And I fooled that dumb ogre of them. So second half was way easier, at first. Then some of them thought they had fullfilled their part of the deal and fought back, preventing a third touchdown.
So I kept half the money i promised them !

Your ever loyal

Coach Patator”