“No block on my team plus two runners blessed by the Valkyries (one +ST, the other +ST +ST) means the monkeys are easy pickings for the norse. One of the first blocks of the game was a kill to one of my gorillas, apoth did his job but it didn't matter (especially after my silverback was BHed, a misclick leads to a -1 ST, and a pitch invasion on our receive second half leaves me down my support). I don't have the skills to meet a man of his talent. Outskilled and outclassed, the monkeys fall far from their tree.

Kicker gone, dauntless/wrestler dead, leader out next match... fortunately I stopped caring about this team a while ago. :P

If I tried harder I probably could have kept it to a 1-1 match because his dice were pretty less than stellar, but I was distracted and wasn't paying attention.”