Lots of sexy time dance here tonight at the BIG TOP, and it's hard (oo-er) to pick a best dancer! Mr Joyboy himself led out a routine in the second half, but sadly an elf lost track of his feet and ruing the routine! Naughty little elfs, all covered in olive oil...
So, I'm afraid it has to be Sir Francis, that little glory hole -- pardon me! --hound, who takes home tonights mantle as Sexy Dancer supremo! Vale Sir Francis! ”
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I was robbed on the dance floor. I blame the DJ!”