CTV 940k+490k Underworld Denizens
1

50k
9000
No change

3/2/0
Inducements: 1 bribe, 1 bloodweiser keg, Star player Nobbla Blackwart, Star player Glart Smashrip Jr.
Goblin CTV 1450k
2
70k

10000 (1 FAME)

+1
0/1/1
Inducements:
#7 Hex – Dead (RIP)
#11 Soxmez – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#3 Wuk Zitface – Smashed Hip (-MA)
#11 Tagarsh Facerippa – Broken Jaw (MNG)
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"I might know them, let's ask if they have seen bunny."
As Grimjuice walked over he noticed a surly attitude to the other goblins.
"Wat iz yoo lookin at stumpz?" said Tagarsh Facerippa
Caught by surprise Grimjuice was momentarily quiet, goblins should stick together. Anger soon replaced surprise.
"Have you seen my bunny. You better not have him or there will be trouble...."
Before the goblins could respond the attack was launched. Expecting an easy fight Grimjuice was caught short again.
"Someone tell Hex to get up the lazy bugger!" Grimjuice shouted
"He lookz like a deaden to me bozz." replied Soxmez
H'Zark was quickly losing patience, why were these goblins so tough?
He targeted Tagarsh, he had already disrespected Grimjuice and killed Hex, he must pay.
And pay he did after a brutal blitz taking him straight to the injury box.
But the goblins would not be denied and again Grimjuice was confused.
"How in the name of Mourn did they get down there with the ball?"
The rest of the game became a blur of fouls, anger and confusion as the 2 teams tried to rip each other apart.
At the end all that could be seen was Grimjuice asking another broken body.
"Have you seen my bunny?"”