“That did not go well. Four Ogres, even with the +AG, is no match for elves, simply cannot cover the field, and attempting to engage with the wall of block made things worse. Possibly a running game was in order, though that seems a strange idea still, the bash looked the best bet, especially with so many kickoffs received.

While that's never a good number to brag about, ... no, Bruiser, we usually score off theirs, not ours, remember last game? Where was I, right, the multiblock+grab trick is really the bees knees, though it eats up a fair line of muscle just to get a few free retries. 14 Blocks in a game where they ran away all day is a good effort. Hangig back playing with the ball for Muscles does nothing. Try the green ones fetching it again. Just not against fast teams, or medium speed teams, or even fairly modest speeds.

Note for the green chaps. Mumbles got the Apothecary because ... it seemed necessary at the time. Don't expect it to ever happen again.


What else to say? Bruiser decides to try to make life easier for thug and save the snotlings some legwork for the fouls. Grab them into our midst, kick them when they're down. Of course, the Dirty Player is no more, the fiends smashed his kicking ankle and that's really too much for this coach. In the pot he goes, save us riling up the fans again.”