“My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest rat alive. But Tony Woodward is the unluckiest rat alive. He chased that catcher all game and couldn't hurt him once. Then on T16 when all I needed was a simple push, quad skulls, apo fail. This game was well in hand until we went up 5-0, then the particle accelerator exploded once again. So much for the badge.

Warpstone City may need us, but it would be nice if the citizens helped out once in a while. When nuffle rears his ugly face, he will not be denied.

Epilogue: In addition to the fatal quad skull, we suffered a pitch invasion that stunned 7 of 11 players on our first drive of the 2nd half, and 3 snake eyes that led to the 2 TDs. Otherwise, this game could have been 7-0, or at least 7-1. Too bad for Tony we couldn't invoke a mercy rule at 5-0. I don't think we're ever going to get 2 skilled up Storm Vermin on this team. 13 games - 17 BH/ 13 CAS (5 perm)/7 RIP. That's almost a perm or a RIP every game. I think our apothecary may be working for the bad guys.”