“So, first game with the full compliment of Ogres turns out to be against a team full of Claw, Mighty Blow, and Piling On. Which lead to a team missing a couple of Ogres for next match, as one would expect.

Got given a goblin with a penchant for bombs as an inducement to play. He threw the bomb at the opposition, they threw it back at him, and that was the end of that. Doubt I'll be hiring that crazy little fellow back, though his Movement was probably more valuable than the bombs! Really just distracted my coaching signals and lead to a fairly rapid handover. Bully could do with a little more speed. If only the little green ones would keep up when he pushes ahead.

Our attempts at fouling were a disaster, even after our fans killed the first ref. Little greens being useful? Rather tempting to put them in the pot, I'd say.

All in all, they simply put in a lot of blocks, and even without guard I couldn't get the Ogres to gather together until late (boneheads not watching the signals, as usual) and so barely squashed his late TD.

Two Ogres left on the field at the last. Constantly getting knocked over and piling back in on the ball, which secretly happened after I distracted the opposing coach somewhat by rushing him with snotlings! Of course, they all left the field on very small stretchers soon after, but that just makes it funnier!


What do you mean "no more fans"? None of the green ones died! This conspiracy is getting worse. Oh, and the Apothecary says the new boy has a fractured skull, offered to replace it with most of the bones in his shoulders. Not entirely convinced of that one's aptitude, everyone knows Ogres need shoulders for hitting.”