“Another inducement offer of one "Bomber", as he's calling himself. Funnily enough the elves missed him with the return throw, so he hit them next time, and then took a blitz for the team, ending his day. I suspect he's faking it.

We took the kick, caught it in the rain, saving a tough pick up, bullied it up the park and remarkably enough scored first. The plan of having everything go to plan went to plan and ... where was I? Right. Scored. Of course, gave them plenty of time to return one, but a perfect defensive set up (if I don't say so myself) to a clever kick on the sideline and suddenly we were 2-0! Not only that, they were losing a few players trying to stop the rot.

Second half, their receiving, and what do you know but we pinned them hard on the fake-open sideline and they couldn't get a pass over the heads of the surrounding Ogres! Another plan thing working, like magic. One into the crowd for his trouble and away we went for a third, only for Bully to stop a few minutes in confusion as to which way he should be running: elves blocking both directions!

Fortunately, everyone else kept their head, and a green one took the ball out of his hands and scored before time was up. It's unusual to report nothing but a series of successes, but there it is. High Elves just weren't in the game, couldn't even pick up the ball. Wet, you see.

No one at all in the pot today, and our fans are spreading the word that not only was there green ones on the pitch at the end, but that one was allowed the ball and had success with it. Best score ever. This will surely bring the fans!”