“Kondor crossed the pitch and thanked Antithesis for another fun match. Indeed tonight Nuffle smiled upon the match and deemed it worthy of his own personal attention. The first half saw a frog comedy of errors where the frogs simply forgot to pass the ball and gave it away. They were able to prevent the dark dwarfs from scoring but had to sacrifice another rookie blitzer to Nuffle.

This team hemorrhages like no other ranked team I have coached. In the second half, Nuffle chuckled by granting the frogs the gift of one die pows and the dwarfs a plague of skulls. Indeed, Grim Darkstone (the match MVP) died blocking a lowly journeyman.

Naught more needs to be said. Nuffle often smiles upon the hapless frogs.”