“As much as I normally enjoy adding humour to these reports, I clicked the wrong damn button for Leif and left him his niggle. Some dice at home read : 41, Miss Next Game. Pfthth. Just when he got Block, against a big team chock-full of it too.

Wide setup was a disaster really, but nothing on the line against Treemen teams seems to be common from the better Coaches: leaves them as big, expensive Halfling launch-pads.

Anyway, couldn't keep players on the field, and even without rerolls his AG 1 player could pick up the ball. I had 8 and could only pick it up once, just long enough to stop the brutes scoring a second, though technically we were in reach of an equaliser. The real story is 46 blocks against 19, dominating play. Wall of ST 4 + Block, tricky stuff on the best of days.

The workings of the Master Chef probably did save us from a worse fate though. Pies all 'round. Commiserations Leif, you'll do alright, I'm sure that Niggle will never come up at all, what's one more stunty on the team? :)”