“Thought we might have an easier time with these humans, the matchmakers feeling our pain, but our older wee green things simply weren't up to it. Fresh skills on them too. Ah well, more for the pot, eh.

Their receive went well enough for them, marching it up a wing and stalling out with Goon and Muscle trying to harass their carriers, not really working as well without Bully on board. Green things going off rapidly as per usual.

They blitzed our half time show, and blitzed the next half's kickoff too, with their agile thrower Wilbertus eventually clearing the ball from a huge scrum. Goon broke in like a goon and knocked him down though, with Wibble picking up for a moment before Wilbertus regathered, before Gibbles (a green thing!) knocked him over too. Excellent. Goon was able to break free again and gather the ball up. We tried a wee stall, but things were getting tight and it would have been very hard on the snots to hang about. Good score Goon.

But three turns is plenty for humans, they built a forest around Reynard and it was all we could do to get near him as he advanced. He had to stretch a touch, but scored the winner easy enough. It looked promising here and there, and we dominated when we had the ball, but getting the thing requires ... well, Bully.”