“We paid for a ringer, but the Kings clearly paid him better, "it happens" he said. Likely story. We gave the nod to Big Richard and he did us one better, even things back up. Nepotism handed off to Fraud, who sprinted away and "convinced" Gilgamesh not to knock him down, and then get out of the way for a score.

Intimidation was used against Gilgamesh next, he agreed to free the ball, Hush Money was involved, Nepotism gave off to Dirty Pool, which resulted in Kickbacks finally clearing the way by Bribery. This time Gilgamesh could not be bought and it was more Dirty Pool to recover the ball, until he joined the crowd and Nepotism reduced their passing game to a joke.

Their half? Suddenly they played, Gilgamesh showing his real talent. Elves everywhere but Nepotism this time was in our favour, cleverly spilling the handoff in a good spot to stall, toying with them before Fraud collected the prise. Corruption got Big Richard to help us out of a jam, but Fraud "tripped" and exposed our ball.

Anarchy belied the supposed "random" movements to neatly sack their carrier, and the ball was held to Ransom, Gilgamesh falling easier again, and then crying "snakes" allowing Nepotism to take the win.

It's a disgrace, this game, Bribery and Corruption are winning, it must not sta ... wait, is that 70k? Well, perhaps it was random after all. Who knows, praise Nuffle, anything can happen at sportsball after all.”