“Across the Whales Path
From Lustria to Herot the Golden
Came The Mighty Lisping Leezards
Bringing fell death

First Grendel stood forth
Smashezz he faced
And hateful to each
was the breath of the other

Smashezz was despatched to the bench
The Geats rejoiced
But short the celebration
As soon Dread Grendel fell

Next Einar the brave
Einar of the mightly stomach
Was sent to the halls of his fathers
There to feast until the final battle

Hrothgar
was brought low by Skitterzzz
Who on his face stamped
Only the Apo saved him

Next Waels, third of that name
bearer of the bloody nine
unlucky Waels met his journeys end
And now resides with his fathers

But his end did not go unmarked
For the crowd enjoyed his demise so much
that they to his corpse
The Most valued Player awarded

This ended not the accounting
For Othere too
Fell before the mighty lizards
Their mark he bears

Against this carnival of blood
This Jamboree of destruction
The Geats could naught achieve
Bloody defeat was their portion
”