“What odds for a draw? Indeed, no way Goblins can match Skaven!

Intimidation was used for a start, but it was misguided and they turned it against Corruption, and with Dirty Pool out of place in the defence they pushed on to score.

Anarchy was unleashed on them next. Nepotism was no harm but Fraud cost us the ball, Racketeering used to clear it. They passed, but Nepotism was in play again, before succumbing to the strength of Greywacke who scored. What odds a draw indeed! Time for more Bribery and Corruption.

Nepotism lead to Fraud, caged deep in their territory. Slinky disarmed Fraud, but Graft was there to take the ball and the score, Corruption clearing the way.

Half time show? Let's give them one! A wink and a nod, Zachary "couldn't" pick it up and while Fraud knocked one of theirs out, Corruption and Secrecy was used to pounce on their failings and score. Hah, tied game it is!

Second half, what's to be? We faked down the wing, but Ransom held the ball in the centre. Slinky ducked in, but rather than take the strip we offered some cash and he gave in to Ransom. "stupid stupid stupid" was the refrain, little did the other coach know our deal! Bribery advanced us further, and Slinky "tripped" rather than blitz, Nepotism taking the score.

Time for Extortion. A rock took care of Thieving, but Barnacle Beasly "couldn't" take out Extortion yet. The rats advanced, slowly, got cagey. Bribery in action, they pulled us in, ran long, and passed short, but wide. Nepotism took the ball, but there was a Conspiracy to trip Slinky that was unwise for our impending draw. Despite Kickbacks, Curruption and Graft, Conspiracy did nothing, slinky got us our draw. A relief for ... let's say the Skaven coach.

I'm getting the hang of this Bribery and Corruption, talk about it any way you like, it's there on the field regardless. The game is so rigged ... what's this? 60k? Training offers galore? Ha! What ever was I saying? It's random, Nuffle takes and Nuffle gives, anything can happen at a game of sportsball.”