“We welcomed the Mon-Stars to our store, all giants of one sort or another, only to discover a bunch of dirty Chaos Dwarves turning up. Foul! Oh, wait, no, that's good for business, my humble apologies, welcome indeed.

We received, what luck. Best idea seemed to cage it and get surrounded. ... Yes, best idea at the time. Well, other ideas presented, but ... terrible idea, really. Post Trauma held the ball, but we couldn't stun their "Treeman" again and he soon saw to that. Leif tried sending Luckier Break over to assist Frozen Shoulder in clearing the ball a touch, but it was short and both of them were out!

Their work to scatter it free left the ball at the feet of none other than Cracked Ribs! Ha! He got it toward Cricked Neck up field, Clive clearing the way (the apothecary having to save him from a likely niggling back injury soon after). and then after Cracked Ribs was smashed off (poor lad, no more flying for you with that skull fracture!), Cricked Neck tried his luck picking up in traffic and away, only to be blitzed down by a mob of hobs right on the line. Their clawed Minotaur "Death Roller" saw to Leif, and it was down to Creaky Knee alone, surrounded, and stunned by their foul play. They scored at the half.

Six lads on next, but the ref handed their Bupkis the ball, who is sure of hand and we only got the ball off him the once, good job Miffing Deef! Next thing you know, everyone was out! Gunner safe in the crowd and the rest off for the day.

We recovered 4 for the next receive, looking likely! Stunned Muppet knocked down their "Treeman", good lad, but we were out of reach of the line once Gunner couldn't pick up the ball and Stunned Muppet couldn't dodge away. Not a bad score, and excellent sales, shame about the lack of a funeral for that best of pie again. Still, clean sheet, no casualties returned, and that's the second best pie! Well done lads, well done.

Welcome back any time, Mon-Stars. We've a wider range of casualties on offer than just those.”