“Gregor: "... And now onto sports! Yes it's that time of year again, as the OBBA ramps up it's preseason excitement to give us yet another season of mayhem, brutality, and possibly a goal or two if time allows. We bring you now to sideline reporter Karl Kulzmann. Karl?"

Karl: "Yes, brutal indeed Gregor, and this just goes to show why Bloodbowl is considered the third most deadly sport, falling behind only CrossCheck, and favored Old World Pasttime, Warfare. A grindfest between two teams that by all accounts shouldn't have done so has left a modest pile of guts and gore, I asked Manager Silent Hastati about what exactly went wrong in his match plan."

[Pre-Recorded] Hastati: "Well it started off promising enough, we had the strength advantage, strange as it is to say that with such a team as this, but the first move was a misstep that resulted in our line of scrimmage completely collapsing. We did manage a quick recovery, but it shook the nerves of most of our players and we never started firing on all cylinders"

Karl: "Now one of the things many pundits will note was your willingness to get stuck in. Looking back do you feel this was a wise move?"

Hastati: "It was perhaps not the wisest move, it lead to losing quite a few players on the pitch and we soon were left with a player disadvantage that we couldn't keep up with."

Karl: "And lead to the crippling and death of two players did it now? And our crystal balls appear to show you waving the apothecary back to the sidelines when this occurred. Can you answer for this behavior?

Hastati: "Hey, they signed the disclaimer, they both knew what they were getting into. I needed him incase someone actually important was injured, and it paid off when one of our costlier players was mortally wounded and the apothecary was able to save him."

Karl "And what about that gap you left in the final minutes of the match? The one that allowed Ipswitch FC to push through your lines with a pass and score a late equalizer?"

Hastati: "I think this interview is over. Guards!"”