“Lights, Camera, Action! Wet scenes today, something extra for the fans.

Buffy had just grabbed the ball before their Ulfwerner Lou Gehrig put Giles off for the day, Buffy left bare at the back and the pass was intercepted by a Berserker! He ran away screaming "Larson", but Willow nipped the ball off him, good lass. They scattered it free, we couldn't pick it up again, them dauntless before our star power. Still, we are the stars, and the ball was soon away to a lone Angel in reach of the line! Of course, one Ulfwerner is enough, and they ran near the length to get it in before half time.

Second half, their runner tripped and dropped the thing right in a cage. Cliché. Willow went in solo and away with it, but solo is hard work against the Norse and they freed the ball only to scatter it. Buffy struggled with her footing, and Willow couldn't clear the ball from their chorus line. Girls falling down everywhere, the show a chaotic mess.

Suddenly there was direction, their runner stretching for the line, trips! Classic scene, that, fan favourite. The fans sent the ball our way, and Buffy tore off to see them. We'd run our length of time before the length of the field though, and there was little to do but perform for the crowd, none too successfully. The fans enjoyed the wet scenes though, replays barely handling the strain. To the next episode we go, more fans than ever.”