“Lustrian Challenge IX Qualifier VI - round 2

nuffle wanted wood elves to win, and he would not be denied. Again and again and again he gave them magic dice, or a kick off event, or just shoved a pair of double skulls straight up our bums (4 times to be precise). There is absolutely NOTHING you can do when that happens. Even the CAS were light. Oh well, I probably wouldn't have won the qualifier anyway; better to let someone who has nuffle's blessing try it. Good luck against the Nandorins, you'll need it ;P

Epilogue: Oh, now Puttin' On the Ritz is REALLY angry he was denied a TD. Do you have any idea how hard it is to skill a Flesh Golem? Of course you don't. Wood Elves succeed on everything on a 2+. Thomas Killcallow is a marked elf for sure. When you least expect it... POW -> RIP -> Apo Fail :)

Post-Epilogue: nuffle threw me a bone. The ONLY piece of good fortune I had this entire travesty of a match was that I rolled a 6 6 on my FF check. That's the ONLY way I could have avoided losing FF. And I made more money than the winners. Yay me.”