“The audience has had enough of those horrid monsters in the snow and rain, time for some less-horrid monsters, with greenskins!

We rocketed into action, down the wing, Giles cross-field to Spike, off to Xander, and in, quick as you like. On return they got cagey, and we tried surrounding them, with the ref seeing to their foul Goblin. Xander at the back freed the ball, but Spike tripped going for the pick up and we were suddenly at their mercy. Still, the ball was game and Xander ... saw snakes and lay down. Hmm. The greenskins immediately played ball, and it was suddenly out of reach, scoring just on the half.

With their turn in the spotlight, they worked on their cage and as many times as we strolled in it was hard to free and harder to hold when we did. When we finally had a chance, Xander should've picked up and we'd have been in with a chance, instead we got pushed around, they forced us off it and snuck in a late winner. The heroes of the show defeated once more.

We tried a trick for the last, fancy footwork, but the coaching was off a touch and we couldn't sort out the coordination. Maybe another day, it looks promising.”